Black Jokes Humor : Two Sharks Talking...

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  1. Mike Ramey

    Mike Ramey Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    In the middle of the Atlantic, two sharks were talking.

    "Hey Jackie," said the first shark to the second, "anything new?"

    "Mort, I'm swimming off a great meal!"

    "Gimme the scoop...what happened?"

    "Well, this yacht went down off the coast of Jersey. I was in the neighborhood and there were three survivors...a Priest, an IRS Agent, and a Lawyer."

    "So..."

    "Well, I go for the Priest first...he was heavenly. Then, I gobbled up the IRS Agent...he was a little tougher..."

    "...What happened with the Lawyer?"

    "Oh, I couldn't eat him, Mort...I let him ride on my back, and I took him to shore, and waived goodbye to him, and he waived goodbye to me!"

    "Why DIDN'T you EAT the Lawyer?"

    "That's a silly question, Mort...you KNOW that's against union rules!"


    Mike Ramey

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    thanx for the laugh

    :)
     
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    hahahahahha!!!!!!
     
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    lQQkin

    Yall have to explain this one to me :peace:
     
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