In the middle of the Atlantic, two sharks were talking. "Hey Jackie," said the first shark to the second, "anything new?" "Mort, I'm swimming off a great meal!" "Gimme the scoop...what happened?" "Well, this yacht went down off the coast of Jersey. I was in the neighborhood and there were three survivors...a Priest, an IRS Agent, and a Lawyer." "So..." "Well, I go for the Priest first...he was heavenly. Then, I gobbled up the IRS Agent...he was a little tougher..." "...What happened with the Lawyer?" "Oh, I couldn't eat him, Mort...I let him ride on my back, and I took him to shore, and waived goodbye to him, and he waived goodbye to me!" "Why DIDN'T you EAT the Lawyer?" "That's a silly question, Mort...you KNOW that's against union rules!" Mike Ramey "