Black Jokes Humor : Two Italians on a bus

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
    They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
    "Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two a&&es come together.
    I come once-a-more.
    Two a&&es, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time.

    You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
    In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........

    Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
    Who talkin' abouta sexa?

    I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'.
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL, LOL, LOL...This one makes ya go back and read the explaination of the spelling once more, then comes that "light bulb" moment....lol.
     
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    dat's one hallava way to spell it /
    lol this was too funnie