WARNING: BLUE HUMOR AHEAD Two fleas are standing on a sidewalk by a newstand. The radio reports that a strong storm is approaching. "Oh no, we better find a warm place to spend the night. We might do better if we split up". The 1st flea spots a little poodle walking by. "Well I'll meet you here at this spot tomorrow at 10am sharp. Goodnight" and he hitched a ride on the poodle. The 2nd flea looked around and around for another dog without success. Just as he began to give up, a woman walked up and stood directly over him. He looked up and saw that she had no panties on. "Ah, there's a nice, warm, cozy place to spend the night", so he climbed up and nestled in for the night. The next day, the 1st flea showed up at their spot right on time. He waited and waited for the 2nd flea to show. Finally after 45 minutes, the 2nd flea stumbled toward him looking bewildered. "Man, your late. What happened?" asked the 1st flea. "I honestly don't know" said the 2nd flea. "Last night I went home asleep on this woman, this morning I woke up way across town in some guy's mustache!"