Black Poetry : Twanee Fi-dalas? Sheee....

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by Heartbeat, May 9, 2002.

  1. Heartbeat

    Heartbeat Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hey baby
    You looking for a good time?

    Maby baby
    What's the fee?

    Fifty plus the room
    If you want to be with me

    What can we do for twenty five?
    Can I get some head?
    We don't need a bed

    That's cool
    Right in your car
    We don't even have to go far

    I'm down with that
    Get in girl
    My magic flute's gonna rock your world

    No baby
    You see I'm the one doing all the work
    It will all be good
    You ain't taking a chance
    But I need to get that twenty five in advance

    No problem baby
    Here you go, so do your thing
    If you do it real good I'll be back for more
    I ain't never been done by a pro before

    (one minute later)

    **** baby
    You made me cum so fast
    For twenty five dollare that **** was supposed to last
    If I give you ten can you do it again?

    Sorry baby the price is twenty five
    If you ain't got that I've got to say goodbye
    I ain't got time to negotiate and play
    I'm a working girl baby, that's how I make my way

    Take your *** on then
    For a lot less money I'll find someone else
    Naw, for what just happened I can save my money
    Sheeet, on second thought
    I can do that job with my hands by myself

    BE
    (c) 1999
     
  2. Bert

    Bert Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LMAO! I hate to admit how close to home this hits. And funny as hell!

    Bert
     
  3. Kitana

    Kitana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    the visuals I got from this just made me laugh...and I could hear my sons many conversations on the subject running through my head..

    K