Black Jokes Humor : True IF YOU DO MARRY ONE

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband,

    "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him!

    But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL....Well I guess the 11th one was the charm...Thanks for the laugh!
     
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    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is just because she didn't know me -smile-.Thank u for the joke,it was TOOOOOOOOOO funny
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    LMAO................dis one took me way out there.........on point i see some good
    screwing going on now ! by da hot lawyer man
     
  5. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    BUMP!
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Well she's gotta have it. lmaorof
     
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