Black Jokes Humor : Training for upper management

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
    The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out.
    The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee.."
    The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
    The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." :hammer:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    remind me of the upper management i use to work under
    life is played like tonto! ..............lol
     
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    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    That was funny!
     
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    Haha Ha Ha thats was cute.
    Gimme that hamma back belongs to "Queen"
     
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    Paleface-collar crime claims another victim.
     
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