Black Jokes Humor : TOMMY DID YOU SEE GOD?

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  1. PoeticManifesta

    PoeticManifesta Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    One Nation, "Under GOD"

    One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was
    explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:

    TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

    TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

    TEACHER: Did you see GOD?

    TOMMY: No.

    TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there.
    HE just doesn't exist.


    A little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The
    Teacher agreed.

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

    TOMMY: Yes.

    LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

    TOMMY: Yessssss!

    LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?

    TOMMY: Yes

    LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

    TOMMY: No

    LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't
    have one........... :angel1:


    II CORINTHIANS 5:7 " FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT
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    GOOD ONE .
     
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    lol.............dis was a good one lol
     
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