Black Poetry : Toe Jam

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by Amun-Ra, Feb 23, 2001.

  1. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Big Mabel called me up
    said meet me at Motel 4
    so I jumped in my Cadillac
    without even opening the door.
    wind whistled across my baldhead
    tricked out Caddy, pimped, and laid to the side
    I'm driving about a hundred and five
    thinking of Bertha with them legs open wide.
    I bust through a nine-inch door
    using what I'm holding in my hand
    and I leaps on Big Bertha's cooch
    spinning motion like a six-blade fan.
    She rolled like a one-arm painter
    so I decided to give her a special treat
    that's when the covers slid to the floor
    and I smelled them funky feet.
    I stood there humping' the air
    while I tried to catch my breath
    and when I saw them crusty toes,
    I grabbed my draws and left.
     
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    LOL Amun-Ra !!!

    :lol:
     
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    Heartbeat Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    LMBAO
     
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    alyce Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    RA!

    that was so nasssss teeeeeee!!!!


    LMBAO

    A
     
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    SILLY

    YOU R TOO MUCH.....THIS IS HILARIOUS....ONE, LEZ
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Man....lol, you are wild bro...lol
     
  7. Amun-Ra

    Amun-Ra Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Crusty feet will make you . . .

    . . . well forget about what you came to do--Ra
     
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    BLAST from the funky past!

    1poetsought ~
     
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    LMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAO! You are WRONG!!!! *eyes watering and shaking with mirth*
     
  10. poeticwordstris

    poeticwordstris Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    yo u crazy

    yo that was funny as hell write more funny ones i look forward to them!!!!!!