Black Jokes Humor : Tips from Grandpa

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed.
    "Grandson I wanna you lisin to me. I want for you to take my chrome
    plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your
    Rolex watch instead."

    "You lisina to me, soma day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina
    have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of
    bambino. Soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed
    with another man. What do you do than? Point to you watch and say TIMES
    UP?"
     
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    lol.............this was cool i guess time would be up for somebody
     
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