Black Jokes Humor : Tickle me Elmo

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  1. sexe1

    sexe1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo
    factory. The personnel manager explains her duties,
    and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
    The next day at 8:45AM, there's a knock at the
    personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman
    comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.
    He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is
    backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager
    down to the factory floor to show him the problem.

    Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place.
    At the end of the line is the new employee. She has
    a roll of the material used for the Elmos and a big
    bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little
    piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and
    starts sewing the little package between Elmo's
    legs.

    The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.
    After several minutes, he pulls himself together,
    walks over to the woman, and says, "I'm sorry, I
    guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to
    give Elmo two test tickles."
     
  2. luvNwords

    luvNwords Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lmao!!!!!!!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahaha!!!!!
    lol............
     
  4. poeticlyspeakin

    poeticlyspeakin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol... this is a funny one.
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This is very funny
     
  6. LovelyGoldenOne

    LovelyGoldenOne Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol, funny...
     
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    the_story Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Imao,
    much love,
    -story
     
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    Royal_T Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    mad funny ...i read this one aloud to my co-workers.
     
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    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    awe dang!!!!

    rofl....rofl....smh...this was too funny...lol :thanks:
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Yes, I got a real good laugh out of that one....Hey, she was just trying to do her job....lol.
     
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