Black Jokes Humor : Three Preachers

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    These three preachers went on a fishing trip. While they were out on the water they desided to confess their sins to each other.

    First Preacher: My biggest weakness is drink. I can't stay away from the stuff. I really need prayer

    Second Preacher: I' sho gone pray for you brotha. Now my biggest temptation is lust. My mind's time piece is stuck on sex o'clock.

    First Preacher: And you know you have our prayers on that one brother

    Then there was silence. The first two looked at the third preacher who looked out at the water

    First Preacher: Come on Brother Tibbs. We know you have something you'd like to get off your chest. Confession is good for the soul

    Brother Tibbs: Weeeell

    Second Preacher: Youn haveta be shamed mong us. We're all sinners saved by grace. No sin is better or worse than any other in the sight of God. Come on man fess up. Fess up

    Brother Tibbs: Weeell my biggest weaakness is...gossip. I can't keep a secret to save my life and I can't wait to get back to town. I'm gone have everbody prayin for you fellers.
     
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    Do tell...

    Goes to show you, and funny too! :censored:
     
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    :lol: that was a good one :lol:
     
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    Perhaps a burial at sea for mister loose lips? LOL Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    dis was funny ...........lol
     
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    see now you know church folks people talkin bout you lol.
     
  7. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Then I must be important if they got nuffin better to talk about.
     
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