Black Relationships : Three Pick Up Lines That Never Work

[kente417mojo]

Have you ever had someone come up to you and say:

"You don't remember me"?

Knowing good and well the two of you never met. Just trying to start conversation. My memory is not that bad.

 

[MzBlkAngel]

Hey shawty how you be? please i am 6'1
Have I seen u b4?
Your eyes are so pretty? but lookin at my butt
hey boo whats ya name? whas a boo?

 

[Destee]

this line never works for me ...

"Hi ... yes, i'm single again ... all my previous men are dead."



Destee

 

[MzBlkAngel]

destee.....ya scaring them off
be settle hook them then tell them
all your previous men are dead.
and ask for the DNA swap sample...
.....smh

 

[river]

What Are They Scared Of--JD's Revenge?

this line never works for me ...

"Hi ... yes, i'm single again ... all my previous men are dead."



Destee

Wonder why that one doesn't work? It sounds innocent enough. You might try reminding them that if they get with you they will never have to worry about jealous ex-husbands or you leaving them to go back to a man you're still in love with. Geesh! Why don't men look on the bright side of things?