Black Relationships : Three Pick Up Lines That Never Work

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    1. Nice body. Are those real?
    2. Ya wanna split a drink?
    3. Great dress! In fact I have the perfect earring for that.

    add more if you like
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    here is a few .....
    hey any fries come with that shake !
    can we share a moment or few ticks !
    hello sugar cause you looking sweet !

    they don't work sistah's don't wanna hear that crap or cheap rap....lol
    i'll add more
     
  3. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    LOL
    Squirrels looking for you, $$RICH$$. No we don't go for nuts but the squirrels do LOL
     
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    this line never works for me ...

    "Hi ... you shole look like my baby's daddy ... may i swab the inside of your cheek for DNA?"

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    Des you so crazy..lol
    Well, I usually wait till they finish their drink Des, and then I swab their glass for DNA samples, that way I always secure the sample...lolol.

    I did have a guy approach me, trying to use big words he didn't even know how to use...lol
    Othe than that one guy,I have had some pretty nice guys approach me. :)
     
  6. kente417mojo

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    The worst lines ever, sadly used by some of my friends.

    "Hey girl, how old are you"?
    "Get wit a winner, drop that chicken dinner".
    "Baby, I didn't know angels flew this low".
    "You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind".
    "Baby, you're almost as cute as me".
    "Girl, love is a game for two, and I wanna play with you".
    "Do you have mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants".
     
  7. SensualReality

    SensualReality Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    "Your parents must be retarted because you sure are special"
    "Can I have your number I forgot mine"
    "Did it hurt,when you fell from heaven?"
    "Your father must be a theif because he stole the stars out the sky and placed them in your eyes"
    "Ay,Ay, girl!"
    "Can we make a trade?"
     
  8. panafrica

    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    To All: No wonder there are so many single people in the world! :eek:hmy:
     
  9. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Very true pan. That's scary that people think these lines work and have the courage to try and use them.
     
  10. MrBlak

    MrBlak Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :laugh: This thread is too much..... :laugh:
     
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