Black Jokes Humor : this might be stupid but i thought it was funny LOL

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  1. triniti424

    triniti424 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    *** my sis sent me this one, its long...but i got a giggle out of it **

    Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
    dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed.

    After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" She asks, "What?" and he replies "SEX!!!" Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!" "I know," Howard says, "but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."

    "Well, I can oblige", says Mildred, who gently unzips his trousers,
    removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Howard's manhood.

    Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Howard and make sure that he was OK.
    She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Howard's manhood!

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

    Howard smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
     
  2. Poeticsoulsista

    Poeticsoulsista Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllll I feel sick at the thought of this:lol: lmbo
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    wild and woolly hahahahaha!!!!
     
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    Royal_T Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    now that's crazy. The grass always seems greener ....LOL
     
  5. Jazz4u

    Jazz4u Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    oohh that is so wrong...lol
     
  6. renee31127

    renee31127 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    poeticlyspeakin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL... LOL...
     
  8. the_story

    the_story Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    *sigh laugh*lol
     
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    sahara heart Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that is mad funny! got a kick out of it!!!! haha
     
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    UR TOOOO MUCH....FREAK.....LOL...I'M JUST PLAYING....

    NAH 4 REAL THO THIS HAD ME ROLLING...
     
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