Curtis pulled into a gas station in a small southern town and told the man to fill her up Wite man: Whatcha say, boy? Curtis: Filler up. White man: Now boy I don't know where you come from but round here you say mister when you talk to white folks Curtis: I don't say mister to nobody So white man took a rifle and shot a fly off a bush twenty feet away. Didn't touch the bush White man: That's what happens when you don't say mister Curtis: Aw you just showing off. You have a saucer? White man gave him a saucer. He threw the saucer in the air. Then he reached into his glove compartment and took out an apple and threw it in the air. Then he took a straight razor--by the time the apple came back down he peeled it, cut the core out of it, sliced it so thin it fell into the saucer, hit the ground it was apple sauce White man: What'll it be, son?