Black Jokes Humor : This Is How You Do It, Man

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Curtis pulled into a gas station in a small southern town and told the man to fill her up

    Wite man: Whatcha say, boy?
    Curtis: Filler up.
    White man: Now boy I don't know where you come from but round here you say mister when you talk to white folks
    Curtis: I don't say mister to nobody

    So white man took a rifle and shot a fly off a bush twenty feet away. Didn't touch the bush

    White man: That's what happens when you don't say mister
    Curtis: Aw you just showing off. You have a saucer?

    White man gave him a saucer. He threw the saucer in the air. Then he reached into his glove compartment and took out an apple and threw it in the air. Then he took a straight razor--by the time the apple came back down he peeled it, cut the core out of it, sliced it so thin it fell into the saucer, hit the ground it was apple sauce

    White man: What'll it be, son?
     
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    can't talk down no mo ! ......LOL The slasher wants a fill up now !
     
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    ROFL : luvv: