Black Jokes Humor : This black guy and white guy are having a fight

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  1. CALLEDRAIN

    CALLEDRAIN Member MEMBER

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    this black guy and white guy are having a fight when the white guy knocks over a lamp and a genie pops out.

    the genie says, if you two will stop fighting I'll grant you each one wish, so they both say o.k.

    the genie looks at the white guy and says since you knocked over the lamp you have the first wish.

    the white guy says, " i want a wall around my country so i can protect my culture, build it 150 feet high so no one can get in and no one can get out.

    "it is done", says the genie, turning to the black guy. "and your wish"

    the black guy smiles and says "Fill it with water."
     
  2. panafrica

    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was pretty good!
     
  3. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I sure hope wishes come true ...lol..
     
  4. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hahahaha!!!!! I'm assuming all us folks get out before the water gets added....I hope....
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    All but the sellouts I assume sister watz...they'd probably prefer to sink with their "masters"!
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Sadly, Panafrica. I can almost hear that old song "Throw Out the Lifeline" playing in my head...lol.
     
  7. Prizefighter16

    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ahh man, im supposed to feel bad laffin right?

    ok, my conscience will kick in a couple minutes
     
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