Black People : THINGS YOU DON'T WANT 2 HEAR IN SURGERY

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  1. naija-man

    naija-man Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

    "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

    Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

    Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

    Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

    Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

    There go the lights again...

    "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of' em.

    Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

    Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

    What's this doing here?

    That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

    Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

    What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...

    This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

    Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

    Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

    What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

    FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

    ****! Page 32 of the manual is missing!
     
  2. Pharaoh Jahil

    Pharaoh Jahil Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Peace



    LOL, this was comedy......
     
  3. panafrica

    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :laugh: pretty good
     
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    NNQueen going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Naija-man, thank you for lightening things up some by bringing some laughter into our community. :lol:

    Queenie :spinstar:
     
  5. the_story

    the_story Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol...this is funny...
    -story
     
  6. triniti424

    triniti424 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dis was str8 cool & wild
    sho nuff don't wanna hear all this
    my butt on the line here ..lol funny drop
    thankz for the uplift
     
  8. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks for posting this, it sure is funny, as long as it doesn't really happen to me...lol...
     
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