Black Jokes Humor : there these four guys.............

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  1. nevar

    nevar Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    this is a dirty joke but i'll clean it up

    there was these four kinds of guys that went to hell
    there was a white guy,indian guy, chinese guy, and a black guy
    Satan say while i'm gone dont touch my wife i'll know if you do
    so while Satan on earth getting more men satan wife did them all
    Satan came back and ask did anyone of ya'll touch my wife
    all the men nodded no
    he said if you didnt touch my wife lay your penis in my hand
    satan ask the white guy did you do my wife
    the white man replied no
    satan said put your penis in my hand melt d melt and it melted away
    satan ask the indian same question
    the indian man replied no
    satan said put your penis in my hand melt d melt and it melted away
    satan ask the chinese guy the same question
    the chinese man replied no
    satan said put your penis in my hand melt d melt and it melted away
    satan ask the black guy the same question
    the black guy replied no
    satan said put your penis in my hand melt d melt, melt d melt
    satan asked the black guy why everytime i say melt d melt it didnt melt
    the black guy said simple
    CHOCOLATE MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH AND NOT IN YOUR HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hope you like it i thought it was funny
     
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    PLATINUMILLITY1 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL THAT WUZ FUNNY
     
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    platinumphatty

    thanks for the love.:happens:
     
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    lol .....hahahaha i always said that !!!!
     
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    oh really hahahaha:hearts2:
     
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    sho ...like M&M's ...............lol
     
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    let me be the judge of that how about you have some almond joy. get it imma joy yeah i messed up.:nono:
     
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    LOL................hahahahahaha! @ almond joy !
     
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    ohh rich your toooo much.:blowkiss: :luv:
     
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    Girrrl, it's hard laughing on a full stomach of lasagna!! You funny!


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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