So the Bible says and it still is news
Hey fambly,
Man I just found out I missed out on having a boyfriend because I don't have a tv. My play mother told me her son said "Mama, she don't have no tv. I gotta go. Mama she cute but she don't have no tv. Ain't no man gonna go with no woman who don't have no tv. How I'm gonna watch the game"
I shuda been one of them cats on the Wizard of Oz.
I'd be purring like a cougar
Wrapped up with my brown sugar
If I only had a tube
But yawl know river ain't on her way to Circuit City.

Hey fambly,
Man I just found out I missed out on having a boyfriend because I don't have a tv. My play mother told me her son said "Mama, she don't have no tv. I gotta go. Mama she cute but she don't have no tv. Ain't no man gonna go with no woman who don't have no tv. How I'm gonna watch the game"

I shuda been one of them cats on the Wizard of Oz.
I'd be purring like a cougar
Wrapped up with my brown sugar
If I only had a tube












But yawl know river ain't on her way to Circuit City.
