So the Bible says and it still is news Hey fambly, Man I just found out I missed out on having a boyfriend because I don't have a tv. My play mother told me her son said "Mama, she don't have no tv. I gotta go. Mama she cute but she don't have no tv. Ain't no man gonna go with no woman who don't have no tv. How I'm gonna watch the game" I shuda been one of them cats on the Wizard of Oz. I'd be purring like a cougar Wrapped up with my brown sugar If I only had a tube But yawl know river ain't on her way to Circuit City.