Black Jokes Humor : The Wedding Test

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  1. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    THE WEDDING TEST

    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
    dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
    only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger
    sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
    when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had
    to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone
    else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
    arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
    me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just
    once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
    wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
    stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
    the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
    very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
    better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is...............

    Always keep your condoms in your car..
     
  2. pageview

    pageview New Member MEMBER

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    Funny joke !

    "That was a funny joke".
     
  3. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Oh my god, money, you are bad. I knew you was bad but i didn't know you was this bad.:lol:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.................
     
  6. snugli360

    snugli360 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    SNUGLI360

    heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeee whew! lol good one!:laugh::laugh:
     
  7. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    loooool!
    really nice one.i think i will follow the advice.
     
  8. Rahim

    Rahim Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol that was too funny
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that was funny lol
     
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