Black Jokes Humor : The Wedding Test

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THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me....It was her beautiful younger
sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had
to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone
else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to

come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is...............

Always keep your condoms in your car..
 

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Oh my god, money, you are bad. I knew you was bad but i didn't know you was this bad.:lol:
 

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