Black Jokes Humor : THE WEDDING TEST

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  1. soulosophy

    soulosophy Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
    and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
    decided to get married. There was only one
    little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
    younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
    tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
    would regularly bend down when she was near
    me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
    be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
    near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
    come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
    alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
    had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
    overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
    before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
    you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
    up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
    and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
    opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
    outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
    said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn't ask for a better
    man for our daughter . Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is:

    Make sure to keep some condoms in your car.
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol......
     
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    ohh yeah car ok!!!!!!!...lololololololol
     
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    ohhh snap...lol
     
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