This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
I said
This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
Founded by B&A incorporated
2 black girls
Who were just str8 fed up
Of
treadmills,
spandex,
tube socks,
And power walks in the rain
Weight Watchers always spying
feeling hungry on lean cuisine
Slim fast...too slow
And signing $20.00 contracts with Jenny Craig
This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
I said..
This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
The first item on the agenda tonight is...
"LEGS"
So spread yourselves ladies
And lets celu-lite up new horizons
Legs be like
Christopher Columbus
Searching for India
And finding new world treasures
And when we part our legs
There's no telling what treasures
A man will discover
Can I get a witness please??!!
You there at the back...
Yes you...the one with the bowed legs
Come step up here to the podium
And tell us what brought you here
"who me?"
"yes you"
"couldn't be"
"Then who??"
who stole the coochie from the bow-legged woman??!!
[let the mystery of the drumsticks continue to unfold...]
This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS
SOCIETY
I said...
This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
The topic of next weeks' discussion
"HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN LOVE THE MEAT ON YOUR DRUMSTICKS...AND MORE"
have a great weekend!!
PLEASE SIGN THE GUEST BOOK BELOW
Hunter
All Rights Reserved
I said
This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
Founded by B&A incorporated
2 black girls
Who were just str8 fed up
Of
treadmills,
spandex,
tube socks,
And power walks in the rain
Weight Watchers always spying
feeling hungry on lean cuisine
Slim fast...too slow
And signing $20.00 contracts with Jenny Craig
This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
I said..
This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
The first item on the agenda tonight is...
"LEGS"
So spread yourselves ladies
And lets celu-lite up new horizons
Legs be like
Christopher Columbus
Searching for India
And finding new world treasures
And when we part our legs
There's no telling what treasures
A man will discover
Can I get a witness please??!!
You there at the back...
Yes you...the one with the bowed legs
Come step up here to the podium
And tell us what brought you here
"who me?"
"yes you"
"couldn't be"
"Then who??"
who stole the coochie from the bow-legged woman??!!
[let the mystery of the drumsticks continue to unfold...]
This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS
SOCIETY
I said...
This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY
The topic of next weeks' discussion
"HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN LOVE THE MEAT ON YOUR DRUMSTICKS...AND MORE"
have a great weekend!!
PLEASE SIGN THE GUEST BOOK BELOW
Hunter
All Rights Reserved