Black Poetry : The Thick Thighs Society

Hunter

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This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

I said

This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

Founded by B&A incorporated
2 black girls
Who were just str8 fed up

Of
treadmills,
spandex,
tube socks,
And power walks in the rain

Weight Watchers always spying
feeling hungry on lean cuisine
Slim fast...too slow
And signing $20.00 contracts with Jenny Craig

This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

I said..

This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

The first item on the agenda tonight is...

"LEGS"

So spread yourselves ladies
And lets celu-lite up new horizons

Legs be like
Christopher Columbus
Searching for India
And finding new world treasures

And when we part our legs
There's no telling what treasures
A man will discover

Can I get a witness please??!!

You there at the back...

Yes you...the one with the bowed legs

Come step up here to the podium
And tell us what brought you here

"who me?"

"yes you"

"couldn't be"

"Then who??"

who stole the coochie from the bow-legged woman??!!

[let the mystery of the drumsticks continue to unfold...]

This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS
SOCIETY


I said...

This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

The topic of next weeks' discussion

"HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN LOVE THE MEAT ON YOUR DRUMSTICKS...AND MORE"

have a great weekend!!

PLEASE SIGN THE GUEST BOOK BELOW :D


Hunter
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Well....

I C we have a coupla thick thigh'ded wemmenz on the hot butter'd roll.....

Sista Hunter, I think Sista Zorbshun done came up wit a nice addendum to the agenda for the next gather'n..... I'm feelin somethin like:

The Care And Feedin & Intricate Kneadin OF Belgian Chocolate Thighs (Deep Chocolate, Caramel Cream, whateva the taste and thickness of the pleasure)

That is, if time permits..... cuz that's a whole lotta meat 'n

All in favor, say "THIGH" :D



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