Black Poetry : The Thick Thighs Society

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by Hunter, Nov 9, 2001.

  1. Hunter

    Hunter Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

    I said

    This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

    Founded by B&A incorporated
    2 black girls
    Who were just str8 fed up

    Of
    treadmills,
    spandex,
    tube socks,
    And power walks in the rain

    Weight Watchers always spying
    feeling hungry on lean cuisine
    Slim fast...too slow
    And signing $20.00 contracts with Jenny Craig

    This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

    I said..

    This be the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

    The first item on the agenda tonight is...

    "LEGS"

    So spread yourselves ladies
    And lets celu-lite up new horizons

    Legs be like
    Christopher Columbus
    Searching for India
    And finding new world treasures

    And when we part our legs
    There's no telling what treasures
    A man will discover

    Can I get a witness please??!!

    You there at the back...

    Yes you...the one with the bowed legs

    Come step up here to the podium
    And tell us what brought you here

    "who me?"

    "yes you"

    "couldn't be"

    "Then who??"

    who stole the coochie from the bow-legged woman??!!

    [let the mystery of the drumsticks continue to unfold...]

    This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS
    SOCIETY


    I said...

    This concludes the first annual meeting of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY

    The topic of next weeks' discussion

    "HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN LOVE THE MEAT ON YOUR DRUMSTICKS...AND MORE"

    have a great weekend!!

    PLEASE SIGN THE GUEST BOOK BELOW :D


    Hunter
    All Rights Reserved
     
  2. MsDLite

    MsDLite Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    GURL! No hol' up!

    heeeellll NAW!
    this is hella funny
    and on the BIG money!

    "HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN LOVE THE MEAT ON YOUR DRUMSTICKS...AND MORE"

    see...!

    where's the the guest book? :look:

    write it like you know it!~
     
  3. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    all good sista Queen

    i be lovin my meat !:heart:
     
  4. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hunter

    like dem chronicles I be diggin this here. I to be a member of the Thick Thigh society and my baby loves getting lost in these folds of Belgium Chocolat (coming soon)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    I be a Thick Thigh fo life
     
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    Well....

    I C we have a coupla thick thigh'ded wemmenz on the hot butter'd roll.....

    Sista Hunter, I think Sista Zorbshun done came up wit a nice addendum to the agenda for the next gather'n..... I'm feelin somethin like:

    The Care And Feedin & Intricate Kneadin OF Belgian Chocolate Thighs (Deep Chocolate, Caramel Cream, whateva the taste and thickness of the pleasure)

    That is, if time permits..... cuz that's a whole lotta meat 'n

    All in favor, say "THIGH" :D



    a
     
  6. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    T H I G H




    :heart:
     
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    Done tried to tread them
    done tried to run them
    done tried to starve them
    done tried to knead them off.......
    til finally I ask my momma
    what should I do?.....Gurl she said....
    dem is hereditary you ain't
    gon do nuffin bout dat
    so I embrace my ASSets and Stand Up!
    PROUDLY as a member of the THICK THIGHS SOCIETY :toast:


    Epiphany :heart:


    THIIIIIIIGHS OVA HEAH!
     
  8. JNubian

    JNubian Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    And I tell a Sista: If it ain't Jelly, don't act like it's Jam!!

    JNubian
     
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    THICK THIGHS MAKE BIG EYES, MIDWEST RREPRESENTING

    You speak that truth sista.
    Cause long as it please my mista.
    I ain't worried about Jenny Craig
    and nobody else.
    I be thick, but not like jelly,
    I say lift um up and show em what
    ya working with. Don't nothing want
    bones but dogs and they bury em.
    So for this lucious delight, I will not
    fight, it is my God give right to have
    thick thighs!:D
     
  10. baller

    baller Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    so, brutha $$RICH$$...

    wuz that our invitation to come sample the creamy delights of the THICK THIGH SOCIETY convention? i heard som'em 'bout some Belgian Chocolate...some Caramel cream...some DEEP Chocolate...is this a SISTAHZ ONLY thing...or, can we bring some THICKNESS of our own? you know we can provide the CREAM.

    hmmm.
     
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