One day a guy walked into a tattoo parlor and asked if he could have a $100 dollar bill tattoo done on his private parts. The tattoo artist jumped back in shock and said; "why I've never done that before...it's going to cost you a lot extra". The client said "no problem" and immediately zipped down his pants and slammed it up on the table. About 15 minutes into the work, the tattoo artist curiosity got the best of him and he asked: "Why do you want the tattoo of a $100 dollar bill down here?" The man replied; "none of your busness, just make sure it looks exactly like a hundred dollar bill". About 10 minutes later the tattoo artist said; "look, I tell you what...if you tell me why you want this done I'll do it for free". Having heard that, the man stated; "First of all, I like money, I like to look at my money. I like to play with my money....I like to watch my money grow...but more importantly, the next time my wife feels like she has to go out and blow a hundred, she can keep her behind right here at home!