Black Jokes Humor : The Shot

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  1. Keita Kenyatta

    Keita Kenyatta going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Going to be the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

    I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone as soon as possible.

    I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

    Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them."

    To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."
     
  2. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    So, all those cops just became avialable out of the blue huh? Smh, lol.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahaha......that goes to show you how they work
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Okay, now that was a good one ...hahaha:10900:
     
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