Black Jokes Humor : The Sheriff & the Blonde

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    The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied.

    The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then he said, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

    The blonde replied, "Today and tomorrow."

    He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

    "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" asked the sheriff.

    The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

    "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" said the sheriff.

    So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! My first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" :hammer:
     
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