Black Poetry : The Rumor Mill

watzinaname

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Time for a comedy break....


I told this story
to Mary:
See Jane run
Run Jane, run.
She bought an icecream
and ate it, just for fun.
She also bought one
for hungry Sally
who lived in the lane
across from the alley.
She would have bought one
for her friend ****...
But he had so much icecream
last night, he still felt sick...
Mary told this story to John,
and she said:
See Jane run,
run Jane, run
she bought some icecream
just for fun.
She also bought two
for greedy Sally
who lived across from
that ho house down the alley.
She didn't think of buying any
for her friend ****.
He spent so much time at that ho
house, it made her sick.
John told this story to Sue,
and he said:
See Jane run,
run Jane run.
She bought some candy
just for fun.
She didn't even think
to buy any for Sally
who lived in that ho house
down the alley.
And all **** could do
was spend his money on hoes.
Was it worth every dime?
Only he knows.
And Sue told the story to Harry,
and she said:
See Jane run,
run Jane run.
She stole that candy
just for fun.
And since that gal Sally
lives in the ho house for free,
she can afford to buy her own
candy, ya see?
More steady than Ever Ready,
**** might as well pay rent,
since he already pays the madam
every red cent.
Then Harry told the story to me,
and he said:
Jane can't run,
she can barely walk with a cane.
What's more, her "hoing" husband ****
drove the poor woman insane.
She doesn't even remember Sally,
who exclaimed that I was truly blessed.
Cause after Harry met Sally, she said, "Playa,
you got me walkin like Jane, I need some rest!"
And ****, true to his name, feels little remorse
for Jane, his wife.
Since he struck a deal with the madam,
big pimping has now become a way of life.
Now, go ahead and laugh at this little ditty.
Say a few wry remarks if you will.
But you gotta admit that a story is never
quite the same, once it's been thru the rumor mill.
:laugh:
 

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