Time for a comedy break.... I told this story to Mary: See Jane run Run Jane, run. She bought an icecream and ate it, just for fun. She also bought one for hungry Sally who lived in the lane across from the alley. She would have bought one for her friend ****... But he had so much icecream last night, he still felt sick... Mary told this story to John, and she said: See Jane run, run Jane, run she bought some icecream just for fun. She also bought two for greedy Sally who lived across from that ho house down the alley. She didn't think of buying any for her friend ****. He spent so much time at that ho house, it made her sick. John told this story to Sue, and he said: See Jane run, run Jane run. She bought some candy just for fun. She didn't even think to buy any for Sally who lived in that ho house down the alley. And all **** could do was spend his money on hoes. Was it worth every dime? Only he knows. And Sue told the story to Harry, and she said: See Jane run, run Jane run. She stole that candy just for fun. And since that gal Sally lives in the ho house for free, she can afford to buy her own candy, ya see? More steady than Ever Ready, **** might as well pay rent, since he already pays the madam every red cent. Then Harry told the story to me, and he said: Jane can't run, she can barely walk with a cane. What's more, her "hoing" husband **** drove the poor woman insane. She doesn't even remember Sally, who exclaimed that I was truly blessed. Cause after Harry met Sally, she said, "Playa, you got me walkin like Jane, I need some rest!" And ****, true to his name, feels little remorse for Jane, his wife. Since he struck a deal with the madam, big pimping has now become a way of life. Now, go ahead and laugh at this little ditty. Say a few wry remarks if you will. But you gotta admit that a story is never quite the same, once it's been thru the rumor mill.