One day a cowboy bought a new horse. This wasn't just any horse. This was a preacher's horse. To get this horse to go you had to say "Praise the Lord." To get him to stop you had to say "Hallelujah." The cowboy got up on the horse and said "Giddyup." Horse wouldn't move. Cowboy said "Giddyup...I mean praise the Lord." Horse started down the road. By and by in the middle of the road they came on a rattle snake. The horse was so scared it turned off the road and started running. The cowboy saw that they were headed for the edge of a cliff. He screamed "WOAH HORSE! WOAH!" Horse kept running until the cowboy said "HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!" The horse screeched to a stop just a few feet from the cliff. Cowboy looked down three hundred feet. That close. Cowboy said "Whew! Praise the Lord."