Black Jokes Humor : The perfect job

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

    After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

    Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

    Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center), but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

    I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

    So, I retired and found out I'm a perfect fit:time:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol............i'll be happy when my day come to fit in well on a retired job !
     
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    spicybrown Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    How creative!:) Were you tired to retire?...lol
     
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