Black Jokes Humor : The Pastor's ***

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    The
    Pastor's ***


    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and
    It won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey
    That he entered it in the
    Race
    Again, and it won again.


    The local paper read:


    PASTOR'S
    *** OUT FRONT. ​

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
    Publicity that he ordered the pastor
    Not to enter the donkey in another race.


    The next day, the local paper headline
    Read:




    BISHOP
    SCRATCHES
    PASTOR'S
    ***. ​

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
    Ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

    The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
    Nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
    The following headline the next day:

    NUN HAS BEST *** IN TOWN.

    The bishop fainted.

    He informed the nun that she would have to
    Get rid of the donkey, she sold it to a farmer for $10.
    The next day the paper read:

    NUN SELLS *** FOR $10.

    This was too much for the bishop, so he
    Ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and
    Lead it to the plains where it could run wild.


    The next day the headlines read:

    NUN ANNOUNCES HER *** IS WILD AND FREE.

    The bishop was buried the next day.


    The moral of the story is . .. .
    Being concerned about public opinion can bring
    You much grief and misery . . Even shorten your life.


    So be yourself and enjoy life.


    Stop worrying about everyone else's *** and
    You'll be a lot happier and live longer!

    Have a nice day! ​
     
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