(A Maple And Bishop Collaboration) You, kind sir, are, cordially, invited to attend a, maply xtracted, body shower. While, aphrodisiacal, refreshments are, first, prepared; then set up by six (sharp), you'll be expected between ten, to fifteen, past the hour. Within forty-five, I'll-most likely-be under the assumption you've had your 'fill,' as you will have 'eaten,' quite, a bit. Meanwhile, I'll have, strenuously, worked up an appetite, as your 'eating' habits will, undoubtedly, drive me into an, orgasmic, fit. Post refreshments we will, then, retreat into the bedroom for the exploration of 69, paradisiacal, methods of digestion. Come prepared to reach ecstasy, at that, alarming, extremity: stamped triple X and recommending viewer discretion. At this point, we will drift in, and out, of slumber; relieved and, undeniably, spent. Though, to successfully conclude the evening, we will, first, need to repent. Of course, by way of the main event. RSVP... I accept For the invitation extended A, maple xtracted, body shower Sounds appealing And stimulating As for refreshments You can expect me at thirty minutes Before the hour of six Oh by the way Never assume…. I am never filled Although I will give You the opportunity Of working Off your appetite For as you said my skills Have left you in a fit But allow Me To make one slight change Instead of the bedroom I’ll be in the mood for a shower Don’t worry I will come prepared For I am the Master of Extasy You see as an invited guest I must bring you a gift But be warned The gift I give can be habit forming No need for viewer discretion Because this erection Shall be hid in the cavern Deep below while a soapy lather cover those lucious melons that serves as a side dish as my hands caresses them testing the firmness and my tongue plays softly nibbles them as I sample the sweet taste As far as repentance With every exploratory probe I shall always be sorry That I didn’t accept this invitation sooner.