Black Jokes Humor : the old man..........

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  1. jamesfrmphilly

    jamesfrmphilly going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    the cops found an old man sitting on the curb crying his eyes out.
    “what’s wrong” asked the cop.

    “I’m retired” said the old man. “my house and car are paid for”. “I got my pension and SS checks”. “I got Medicare”.

    “I got a young woman living with me”. “she sexes me down and takes care of the house and in return I pay her college tuition”.

    the cop was amazed. he said “you got it better than I do”.
    “what in the world are you crying about”?

    the old man said “I can’t remember where I live”
     
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    when the mind go blank .......i'll be crying too ....lol
    i like this one
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hmmmm....do you think that young woman is out looking for him? This was funny though, lol.
     
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    The mind always goes at the worst time!