Black Jokes Humor : The Nun In Hooters

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by dstny, May 31, 2005.

  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    May 27, 2004
    Messages:
    378
    Likes Received:
    6
    Ratings:
    +6
    A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

    However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

    The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should.." "Why not?" the nun asked.

    "Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his most private parts are covered only by a fig leaf."

    "Nonsense," said the nun, "I'll just look the other way."

    So, the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the stairs, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again. However, they did stop just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

    She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

    "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

    "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

    "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about that drink?"
     
  2. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2003
    Messages:
    1,244
    Likes Received:
    14
    Occupation:
    Love my job!
    Location:
    Seattle
    Ratings:
    +15
    Good one! :nono:
     
  3. ladyafrika

    ladyafrika Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2005
    Messages:
    78
    Likes Received:
    1
    Ratings:
    +1
    ohhh..u nasty nun!!!
     
  4. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    smack down caught ! lol this one had me rolling !
     
  5. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2004
    Messages:
    7,007
    Likes Received:
    160
    Occupation:
    day care provider (own business)
    Location:
    Brick City
    Ratings:
    +161
    Me too rich, I laughed so hard ...I cried :laugh: :laugh: that was indeed funny...we need to change her name to...the "Hole-y None" :lol:
     
  6. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Dec 15, 2002
    Messages:
    3,299
    Likes Received:
    182
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Economist
    Location:
    Detroit, MI
    Home Page:
    Ratings:
    +236
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Yeahhhh, she was busted. Well, actually, unless it was a one person only restroom, it could have been someone else doing the do. :lol: :D
     
  7. watzinaname

    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2003
    Messages:
    16,340
    Likes Received:
    114
    Location:
    Northeast
    Ratings:
    +122
    Hmmmm...hopefully she won't make this a habit...get it? Nun? Habit? Oh, never mind....
     
  8. 1poetsought

    1poetsought Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2003
    Messages:
    6,642
    Likes Received:
    541
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Poet
    Location:
    The Lone-Star State
    Ratings:
    +606
    This is a Hoot!
     
Loading...
Similar Threads - Hooters
  1. RAPTOR
    Replies:
    1
    Views:
    376