Black Jokes Humor : THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

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  1. ibrahim

    ibrahim Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE

    THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

    Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.




    Consider:
    You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or have **** for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot.


    You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.


    Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

    There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.



    You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.

    You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.


    Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
    and some days are just plain ****ty.

    Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****.


    You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

    You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.


    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!

    Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head...........
    Well, **** Happens!!!
     
  2. I-khan

    I-khan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    man.....that is some funny **** right there,lol!
     
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