Black Jokes Humor : The Letter

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  1. DivaWithTude

    DivaWithTude Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There was this fellow who worked for the Post Office whose job it
    >was
    >to
    > > process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter
    >came
    > > to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God. He thought,
    >"Oh
    >boy,
    > > better open this one and see what it's all about."
    > > So he opened it and read: "Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow
    >living
    >on a
    > > very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100.00
    >in
    > > it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next
    >Sunday
    > > is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
    >Without
    > > that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to
    >turn
    >to,
    > > and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?"
    > > The postal worker was touched, and went around showing the letter to
    >all
    > > the others. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few
    > > dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96.00,
    >which
    > > they put into an envelope and sent over to her. The rest of the day,
    >all
    > > the workers felt the warm glow of the kind thing they had done.
    > > Christmas came and went. A few days later another letter came from
    >the
    >old
    > > lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was
    >opened.
    > > It read, "Dear God, How can I ever thank you enough for what you did
    >for
    > > me? Because of your gift of love I was able to fix a glorious dinner
    >for
    > > my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your
    >wonderful
    > > gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been
    >those
    > > thieving bastards at the Post Office."
     
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    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol, this was a cute and funny story
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Here's what's funny ...
    They can carry mail, but not a good rep. :nuts: ...that's funny.
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's pretty good!
     
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    LOL...Well, can't really blame her since she didn't know, but LOL, I know some of those workers wanted to go postal on her, ha ha! Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    molasis Active Member MEMBER

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    That was too funny I had to call my mother long distance just to tell her that one!!! :terrific:
     
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