Black Jokes Humor : The Last Bachelor...

Mike Ramey

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Farmer Jones, the richest man in the county, finally found the woman of his dreams. The two corted, and got married.

On the way home from the church to their 'Honeymoon Home', Farmer Jones eased the carriage along. It was pulled by an old mule he regarded as surefooted.

Well, the mule stumbled once, and almost tipped over the carriage.

MULE...THAT'S ONE! Shouted Farmer Jones.

The carriage kept on going, and off in the distance, the 'Honeymoon Home' could barely be seen. The Mule stumbled again.

MULE...THAT'S TWO! Shouted Farmer Jones.

The carriage kept on going, and the 'Honeymoon Home' was less than a mile away. The wife was anxious and so was Farmer Jones. The mule stumbled again.

MULE...THAT'S THREE! Shouted Farmer Jones.

He stopped the carriage, pulled his Winchester out of the back, and shot the mule...dead!

The new Mrs. Jones went OFF! She fussed, she fumed, and she ranted.

With his rifle in his hand, Farmer Jones shouted:

WOMAN...THAT'S ONE!

The county newspaper recently reported that the couple had just celebrated their FIFTIETH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

Mike Ramey
 

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