Black Jokes Humor : The Lament of Juan

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Juan was in Fort Worth talking to his friend

    Juan: I don like that Dallas. They got no hospitality in Dallas. I was in Dallas the other day. I wen' to the diner for breakfast. I tol' the lady I wan' two piece toast. Wa she do? She bring me one piece. I say lady, I wan' two piece. She say if you wan' to piss go to the toiler. I say lady you don unnerstan.' I wan' two piece on my plate. She say don you piss on your plate you son of b. I never see this woman before in all my life. I wan'eat where they call me son of b so I walk out.

    At night I go to the restaurant for deener. The waitress she bring me spoon and knife and napkin but no fo'k. I say lady, I wanna fo'k. She say wa you talking. Everybody wanna fo'k. I say you don unnerstan. I wanna fo'k on the table. She say yuo don care where you fo'k you son of b. So I figure I don eat.

    I go back to my hotel room. Een my hotel room I no gotta sheet on my bed. So I call the hotel manager. I say I wanna sheet on my bed. He say don you sh't on your bed, big boy you son of b. So when he call me son of b I decide to check out.

    Een the lobby I turn in my key. The clerk he's all smiling. He say have a nice ev'ning frien' an peace on you. I say piss on you too you son of b and I walk out.
     
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    Poor Juan is so misunderstood, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    lol..........mix emotions
     
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