Black Poetry : the "i swear" poem... poetz flow with it

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by j'hiah, Jan 15, 2006.

  1. j'hiah

    j'hiah Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    i swear i'm not republican
    i swear i'm not democrat
    i swear i'm not affiliated
    i swear l can't get down with that
    i swear Bush makes me sick
    i swear Southern girls are thick
    i swear i never cheated
    i swear my fingers are crossed over my uhhhhhh :D
    i swear this one's freestyle
    i swear l'll send that premium soon
    i swear it'll be quicker than FEMA's response
    i swear i could get to the moon quicker
    i swear.. i'm really not swearing
    i swear i need a vacation
    i swear aint nowhere safe
    i swear my drunk uncle didn't violate his probation
    i swear i'm too sexy it's a sin
    i swear you got to love thyself
    i swear that weave look achy
    i swear my book's off the shelf...........................
     
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    phenomenalwoman Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I swear I feel what you are saying. I liked the comedic realism. Wonderful
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    i swear i feel every lick u hit
    say it all man let it blow out !!
     
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    Yea...you need send that premuim soon.
    I swear i enjoyed reading this.
     
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    That was nice. you made me laugh out loud
    Thank you for sharing:tweety:
     
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    Delightful.

    Flow on poet
     
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    i swear i know i've missed you
    i swear phoenom has always been first on your list :gossip:
    i swear this poem is awesome
    i swear i sent my premium, and so should you!!!!! :kick:

    nice ...
     
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    all i can say in lil jon famous word OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYY!:spinstar:
     
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    Swear it aint so
    The weave looks achy
    I like this flow
    I swear I do
     
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    I swear I gave at the office
    I swear I'll keep all my resolutions
    I promise I cannot tell a lie
    And to life's ills, I have all the solutions
    I swear that I'm never angry
    I swear I don't know what's worse,
    swearing that I don't swear
    or swearing that I don't curse
    I swear I don't know how to end this poem
    I swear that all the aforementioned is true
    I kid you not, I'm not pulling your leg,
    you do believe me, now don't you?
     
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