Black Jokes Humor : The Husband Store

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman

    may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed

    of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
    shopper

    ascends the flights.

    There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may

    choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go

    back down except to exit the building.

    So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 : These men
    have

    jobs.

    The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
    than

    my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So, up she goes.

    The second floor sign reads:

    Floor 2 : These men have jobs and love kids.

    The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
    further

    up?" And up she goes up again.



    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 : These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely
    good-looking.



    "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"



    The fourth floor sign reads:

    Floor 4 : These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking
    and

    help with the housework.

    "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more

    further up!" And again she heads up another flight.



    The fifth floor sign reads:

    Floor 5 : These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking,

    help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

    "Oh, mercy me! But just think? what must be awaiting me further on?"

    So up to the sixth floor she goes.

    The sixth floor sign reads:
    Floor 6 : You are visitor 89,012,996 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
    women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store, and have a nice day.
     
  2. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahahahaha!!!
    lol

    i agree this was the bomb !
     
  3. Sodwn2earth

    Sodwn2earth Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    o wow. lol. really enjoyed that one!
     
  4. ladyafrika

    ladyafrika Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol...that was a good
    ima have to pass it on
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I have to admit, that was funny. LOL
     
  6. panafrica

    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I knew it...I knew it...finally there is proof!
     
  7. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Whoaaaaaaaa one of us got to stand up for the Queens, ...
    and just why is it that we're so hard to please? makes ya go ...hmmmmmmm don't it? :wink:
     
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