Black Jokes Humor : The gift

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  1. Lloyd

    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A guy got lost in a forest.Fortunately,a farmer was around and offered him a place to sleep for the night and some food to eat.
    The following day,the guy wanted to give thanks to the farmer!Since he had no money and was ventriloquist,he decided to offer a spectacle for free.
    So he went to the hen:
    -Hello miss hen!How are you?And the hen answered:
    -Good morning sir,i'm pretty cool.It's just that that guy is stealing my eggs,appart from that everything is ok!
    The farmer was shocked:
    -So you can make hen to talk?The guy:
    -Not only.and he goes to the cow:
    -Hello miss cow!How are you?The cow:
    -Good morning sir,i'm pretty cool.It's just that that guy is stealing my milk everyday.Appart from that everything is ok!The farmer:
    -Man!The cow also?The guy:
    -Every single animal.Look at this one.And he went to the goat:
    -Hello miss goat! how are you?And the farmer was sweating when he was saying:
    -Don't listen to her,she's a liar!
     
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    Nasheed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was funny. Them :SuN003: will have sex wit anything.
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol............crazy
     
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