Black Poetry : THE FRIDGE

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  1. THA HOOKUPMAN

    THA HOOKUPMAN Banned MEMBER

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    was up ...hey smoke this with me first <::::::::::>~~~...ok pass it a round ..ok .. SITT A YO ASSS DOWN ......listen

    I WAS AMAZED AND ASTOUNDED TO FIND OUT THAT THE LIFE of Food WAS GREATER THEN WE COULD EVER IMAGINE AFTER I WITNESSED THE SHYIT THAT WENT INSIDE AFTER I CLOSED THE RERIGERATOR

    ( I KNOW WHAT U SAYING ...**** WHAT WAS THAT SHYIT U LET US HIT)

    BUT REALLY YAWL
    MY CURIOSITY GOT THE BEST OF ME
    I HAD TO KNOW
    IF LIFE EXISTED BEYOND THE CHILLER
    IF THE FRIDGE WAS HOME TO HUSTLERS AND KILLERS
    IF UNEMPLOYMENT PLAGUED THE LOWER RACK
    IF THE UPPER RACK WAS BEING LEGITIMATELY TAXED
    YO I HAD TO KNOW!

    SO I DRILLED A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DOOR
    PEEP THROUGH IT
    YALL WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT WAS IN STORE
    I SAW BUTTER AND MARGARINE BICKERING LIKE BAD ROOMMATES IN THEIR STUDIO APARTMENT COMPARTMENT

    I EVEN SAW RACISM ON ANOTHER LEVEL
    BLACK OLIVES CALLED IT A CONSPIRACY
    HOW GREEN OLIVES WERE IN THE JAR AND THEY WERE IN THE CAN
    I SAW PORK SHOULDER TRYING TO CONVINCE SPAM THAT HE WASN'T FULL FLEDGED HAM

    I EVEN SAW BEAN PIES PREACHING ABOUT HOW COTTAGE CHEESE AND JELLO WAS THE DEVIL
    THEY WERE TRYING TO DIVIDE CHOCOLATE AND WHITE MILK
    BEAN SAID,
    "IT'S KINDA SCARY
    BECAUSE IF CHOCOLATE AND WHITE WAS TO HAVE AND OFF SPRING,
    THE OUTCOME MIGHT BE STRAWBERRY!"

    I HAD TO TAKE A STEP BACK,
    WIPE THE COLD FROM MY FACE BECAUSE I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS SHYIT
    PEANUT BUTTER WAS TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT WITH JELLY
    BECAUSE HE CAUGHT HER IN A MANAGE `TROIS WITH BUTTER AND TOAST
    I'M SAYIN
    COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT THIS WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IF PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY GOT A DIVORCE?
    DAMNNNN KIDS WOULD BE ALL FUCKKED UP

    THERE WERE ACCUSATIONS THAT OJ HAD MURDERED A PERSON'S THIRST
    BUT ICE COLD WATER CONFESSED TO THE DEED
    SO IT SEEM TO ME THAT THE COLOR ORANGE WAS SYNONYMOUS WITH CRIME
    LEFT OVER FISH WAS IN DYER NEED OF A DOUCHE AND SOME F.D.S.
    SO I LOOKED OVER AT ARM & HAMMER
    HE LOOKED BACK AT ME AND SAID,
    DAMNNN IT JIM, I'M BAKING SODA NOT A MAGICIAN
    I EVEN LOOKED DOWN IN THE CRISPER
    THEY WERE BEING PLAGUED WITH SOME FUZZY HAIRY FUZZ

    NOW IT WAS SAID....AND U AINT HEAR IT FROM ME .
    ..SAID THE ARM & HAMMER......

    THAT IT STARTED WITH ONE TOMATO THAT THEY CLAIM WAS HOMOSEXUAL
    AND SAID THAT HE SPREAD IT TO THE LETTUCE
    SAYING THEY WERE DOOMED TO THE DEATH
    PROTESTING THAT IT WAS CONSPIRED POPULATION CONTROL
    DOZENS OF EGGS SET ON THE SIDE LIKE ORPHANS HOPING THAT ONE DAY THEY'LL REUNITE WITH THEIR CHICKEN HEAD MOTHER
    KETCHUP AND MUSTARD WAS IN FOOD COURT FIGHTING OVER CUSTODY FOR THE HOT DOGS AND HAMBURGERS
    SKINNY RICE CAKES
    SHOT PRISMS AT TURKEY BREAST
    BECAUSE SHE WAS SO DAMNN VOLUPTUOUS

    THEN I TOOK A LOOK BACK OVER AT PEANUT BUTTER
    HE WAS KICKIN HIMSELF IN THE ASSS
    HE DIDN'T GET JELLY TO SIGN THE PRE-NUPTUALS
    I'M SAYIN
    COULD YOU REALLY IMAGINE WHAT THIS WORLD WOULD BE LIKE IF
    PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY GOT A DIVORCE?
    OUR KIDS WOULD GO NUTS
    I GOT TIRED OF SEEING WHAT WAS GOING ON INSIDE THE FRIDGE
    BECAUSE DEEP IN MY HEART
    I KNEW THE THAT THE SHYIT :thinking: :thinking: THAT WAS GOING ON INSIDE
    WAS A DIRECT REFLECTION OF THIS FUKKED WORLD THAT WE LIVE IN


    HOOKUP.....
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    word up ! sometime we can all these reflection when we sit back and really look
    flow head on !
     
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    Well let me see, if I see...what you saw, after I take my hit of course...
    <:::::::::::::::::::::::>~~~~ sum-um wrong ...my eyes are changing :nuts:
    Any way, I drilled a hole in my fridge, well it must have been the weekend cause wasn't a [email protected] thing moving in there...I think they went to a party. hahaha
    Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
     
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    :bullseye: Bullseye!!!!!

    Not only did this give me a good laugh...
    but it gave my consciousness a good cry...
    because although it's very entertaining...
    ...THIS IS OUR WORLD dressed in a clever metaphor

    I must say...I loved the way you tied in the stereotypes
    particularly the beanpie trying to separate chocolate and milk...
    and cottage cheese/jello being the devil ~ funny but sad, nonetheless

    Write on Love, Right on...
    Brilliant...as always,
    Sage
     
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    dope concept son....
    keep flowin....
    one love
    khasm
     
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    <:::::::::>~~~

    OK..Hook

    This is very creative. So on point.

    This is some awesome smoke. The Fridge war humor had me laughing. I choked. Lately your creativity has been turned up high. I hope you keep it flowing. Why... because it would be a shame. To smoke this stuff and fry your brain. Keep look at and bringing us the common things. Keep dropping the dope were your poetry fans.
     
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    Creativity to the max. This was comical, but also gave us something to think about, cause do we really know what goes on after the door is closed? Hmmmmm.....lol....deep drop.
     
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