Black People : The Economy Hurts

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  1. Kemetstry

    Kemetstry going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    The Recession affects everybody:


    ? I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    ? Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

    ? CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    ? Goldman-Sachs laid off 25 Congressmen.

    ? Jesse Jackson now takes up the social causes of everyone.

    ? I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

    ? If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    ? McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    ? Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

    ? Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    ? My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

    ? A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

    ? A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    ? When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    ? The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

    ? Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

    Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally...

    ? I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.













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    sigh... the old Kem is back..well it was fun while it lasted!!
     
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    Kemetstry going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    :em2400:

    :hammer:

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    Wha????????




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    What's up with hammer ,you're into S&M or something Kem?..did dem crazy women you like messing with turn you out?:em2100:LMAO!
     
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    I only had 1.5 crazy ones








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    the economy hurts...

    hahahaha..good stuff.
     
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