Black People : The Economy Hurts

Kemetstry

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The Recession affects everybody:


? I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

? Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

? CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

? Goldman-Sachs laid off 25 Congressmen.

? Jesse Jackson now takes up the social causes of everyone.

? I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.

? If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

? McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

? Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

? Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

? My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

? A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

? A picture is now only worth 200 words.

? When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

? The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

? Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

? I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.













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The Recession affects everybody:

? If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

? My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

? A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.

? When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

? The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...


? I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.


:laugh: Did you come up with these?...if you did i'm impressed, didn't know you actually have a sense of humor...:bellydance:
 

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