Black Jokes Humor : The Curtain Rod

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  1. dstny

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    > She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates,
    > and suitcases.
    >
    > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
    >
    > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
    > dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music
    > and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of
    > Don P Champagne.
    >
    > When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few
    > half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain
    > rods.
    >
    > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
    >
    > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for
    > the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried
    > everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.
    >
    > Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.
    >
    > Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to
    > set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few
    > days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool
    > carpeting.
    >
    > Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairman
    > refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
    >
    > Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to
    > move.
    >
    > A month later, event though they had cut their price in half, they
    > could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and
    > eventually even the local Realtors refused to return their calls.
    >
    > Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank and
    > purchased a new place.
    >
    > The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told
    > her the saga of the rotting house.
    >
    > She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly,
    > and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for
    > getting the house back.
    >
    > Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on
    > a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but
    > only if she were to sign the papers that very day.
    >
    > She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
    > A week later, the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they
    > watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new
    > home........including the curtain rods!!!!!
     
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    lol...........this was wild
     
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