Black Jokes Humor : the church organist

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  1. PoeticManifesta

    PoeticManifesta Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts
    were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played.

    Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very
    proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done
    about this or they would have to get another organist.

    One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
    up some green persimmons ... (if you eat them they make you pucker,
    because they are so sour) ... and rub them on her breasts and maybe
    they would shrink in size.

    She agreed to try it.

    The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and
    said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a
    thermon tewday."
     
  2. anAfrican

    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :lol: apparently, someone else noticed the organists charms!!
     
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    lol...............Rev , Rev !!!!
     
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