Black Jokes Humor : The Calorie Counters' Prayer

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The Lord is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh me to lie down and do push ups
He restoreth my waistline
He leadeth me past the refrigerator for mine own sake
He maketh me to partake of the green beans instead of the potatoes
He giveth me Hollywood bread

Yea though I walk through the bakery
I shall not falter for thou art with me
Thy Tab and they Fresca they comfort me
Thou preparest a diet before me in the presence of mine enemies
Thou anointest my lettuce with low cal oil
My cup will not over flow

Surely Ry-crisp and Deserta shall follow me all the days of my life
And I shall stay away from the House of Pancakes forever
Amen
 

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