Black Jokes Humor : The Calorie Counters' Prayer

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    The Lord is my shepherd
    I shall not want
    He maketh me to lie down and do push ups
    He restoreth my waistline
    He leadeth me past the refrigerator for mine own sake
    He maketh me to partake of the green beans instead of the potatoes
    He giveth me Hollywood bread

    Yea though I walk through the bakery
    I shall not falter for thou art with me
    Thy Tab and they Fresca they comfort me
    Thou preparest a diet before me in the presence of mine enemies
    Thou anointest my lettuce with low cal oil
    My cup will not over flow

    Surely Ry-crisp and Deserta shall follow me all the days of my life
    And I shall stay away from the House of Pancakes forever
    Amen
     
  2. Rahim

    Rahim Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol:SuN049:


    funny as .....:SuN049:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol............hahahahhaha !
     
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