After you've given it to EVERYONE else Just what makes you think I'd want it now- After it has been saliva swapped Or spat upon,- in Tongued, tubesteaked, poked, prodded Fingered, licked, schlubbed Left wet from the juice/juices of others (Known only for a week or two at best) What could have possibly crossed your mind To have you think that I'd want it now?! It just goes to show what you thought/think of me And the type of well used, worn out Passed all around present I was/am worthy of! Thanks for nothing, but I prefer that you keep it Or, better yet, continue to give the drummer some!!! .DR TREGGE (C)2001 all rights reserved P.S. The PRESENT went well with the phantom meal at which it was presented!!!!