Black People : The Biggest Lie Ever Told

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    This lie is so prolific. So many of us tell it and even more us have heard it on a regular basis. Yet no matter how many times it is replayed we speak out with the hope that it might be true this tim. The lie I am referring to is:

    Please leave your name and number after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

    Okay I left a message. Now you're it.

    Funny answering machine greetings:

    "This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought recording dece. Think about your name and number and I will; think about calling you back,"


    ""You got the right number but you picked the wrong time to call me. So leave your message."

    "You have reached the vcr. The answering machine is on the blink right now so I am subbing for it"

    "Listen to all our great offers or press 9 to skip this message."
     
  2. Destee

    Destee destee.com STAFF

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    Ohhhh Sister River ... i've heard one really good one ... that isn't a lie ... it said something like ...

    I am not answering my phone, because i am avoiding some people right now, and if i don't call you back ... you're one of those people! ... :lol:

    Ohhhhh gosh ... i died laughing when i heard that!

    I must admit though, i'm one of those that doesn't always return calls like i should.

    I never considered it a lie before, until now! :eeek:

    I've got to do better ... or change that message ... :bye:

    Thanks For Sharing!

    :heart:

    Destee
     
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    :lol: @ the biggest lies ever told! :lol:

    I haven't heard those ones yet Sister River,
    but i have heard the same recording as Sister Destee.
    smh I laughed too when i heard it, then after i stopped
    laughing, (umph):em4700: i wanted to fight. hahahahahha!

    :heart:
     
  4. Jahari Kavi

    Jahari Kavi Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    i make no promises on my voice mail, lol.............just leave your number and I might call you back if

    a.) you're a very attractive female
    b.) you're a friend
    c.) you're a family member.............that I actually like
    d.) you got great news for me
     
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