Black Poetry : THE BIG CHEESE

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  1. Metree

    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    THERE WAS ONCE A FAMILY
    THAT HAD A BIG RODENT PROBLEM
    THIS RODENT WAS SO BIG
    HE WAS A BIG BOTHER.

    SO ONE DAY THEY DECIDED
    TO BUY A BIG CAT
    THAT MAYBE THIS WILL
    GET RID OF THAT RAT.

    SO AS THEY BROUGHT THIS CAT TO THE HOUSE
    THEY FIGURED IT'LL GET RID OF THIS MOUSE
    SO AS THEY SAT THE CAT DOWN
    HE BEGAN SNIFFING AROUND.

    SO ONE DAY THE FAMILY WENT AWAY
    NOW THIS MOUSE IS COMING OUT TO PLAY

    I WANT U TO UNDERSTAND
    THIS UNUSAL RAT
    CAUSE HE'S REAL BIG
    TO TAKE OUT A CAT.

    NOW WHEN THE CAT
    FINALLY TRACKED THE RAT IN THE WALL
    HE WAS READY TO DO THE CAT
    AND DO HIM HE WILL FALL.

    THE CAT SAW THE RAT
    WITH BIG EYES SET ON HIM TIGHT
    SO BY THEN THE RAT
    WAS WILLING TO FIGHT.

    THE CAT SNARLED AND HISSED
    AND THE RAT STOOD UP
    LIKE HE WAS GONNA TAKE A PISS.

    SO IN THE RAT HAND
    THERE WAS A BIG OLD PLAN
    HE HAD THE BIGGEST ****
    THAT EVEN A CAT COULDN'T STAND.

    HERE KITTY, KITTY, KITTY


    :new: :D :jawdrop:
     
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    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That big rat. Would have to pay some bills.
     
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    OOOH MYYYY!! i haven't read anything like this in awhile...it was cute and very different! much love!
     
  4. Metree

    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    the :heart: got me :jumping: for a :grouphug:
     
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    MzBlkAngel Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    oh my...you cant rent my cat or her kittens....lol
    nice and cute
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    well i be hot dog !

    let's see if a puppy can help coz kitty in trouble :lol: :spin: :lol:
    dis was str8 off da hook i like dis .....
    lol
     
  7. Metree

    Metree Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thanks alot mzblkangel and $$Rich$$...I'm just being silly.
     
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