Black Jokes Humor : The Atheist and the little girl

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  1. Knowledge Seed

    Knowledge Seed Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God?" as he smiled smugly. ... "Ok," she said. "Those could be interesting topics...but let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" ... The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God when you don't know ****?" And then she went back to reading her book.
     
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    I love it! I just had the best laugh of the nite.....thanks Knowledge seed, I needed that tonite/this morning.:lol::lol:
     
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    Lol very good joke, Atheist here should read this.:lol:
     
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    Never underestimate the power of a little girl:D
     
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